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Adios, Mofo

mol junior has moved.  or, ceased to exist. at least, the abrasive and over-the-top blogger has pretty much given up the bit.  i am still existing on many other planes, just not this one. so, you may want to change your bookmarks or RSS feeds (all 2 of you) to this one, if you have any interest in keeping up with me, as this typepad link will be expiring some time within the next month or 2.  if nothing else my sister will probably continue posting her diary entries at the new site. that's better than my posts anyway.  it's been fun, folks. now let's move on.  lots of love.

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CD RELEASE PARTY

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M.O.L. Junior's The Year In Music 2008 According To M.O.L. Junior

2008 was a very strong year for my kind of music.  at least 5 albums stand out as future "go to" albums for years to come.  in addition to the albums listed below, which were released in 2008 proper, there were a number of artists i ocd'd on in 2008 that weren't eligible - EELS, bob schneider, jimmy eat world standing out the most - but they deserve mention because they shaped so much of my musical year.  their inclusion indicates that 2008 was the year i allowed myself to ocd on the non-alt country band.  also desrving mentions are local artists collin herring and doug burr, whose myspace sites i probably visited 100 times during work hours.  so with all the qalifying out of the way, here are my top 10 albums of 2008:

1. conor oberst - self titled

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folks, he is the new master. it's as simple as that. he gets a bad rap from snobs, but if you look at it objectively, he's writing songs as good as anyone these days. this record dances from folk to rock to folk rock to country. it's near perfect.

2. my morning jacket - evil urges

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the luster was lost a bit as summer turned to fall, probably just because i had listened to it so much. but no record made me boogie as much as this one in 2008, and their sweaty concert in august was just epic.

3. hayes carll - trouble in mind

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let's hear it for the redneck! hayes is a modern day south texas troubadour, which you would know just by listening to his voice. he doesn't hide it, either. great old-schol honky tonk with occassional rock undertones.

4. kathleen edwards - asking for flowers

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mrs mol jr's #1 makes my top 4. the canadian chick writes like one of the boys, and probably drinks like one of them too. her obsession with tom petty is obvious, throw in a little pedal steel and you're ready to roll.

5. okkervil river - the stand ins

Okkervil

hyper-literate indie rockers from austin are as good at penning hooks as they are decemberist-esque story lyrics. they somehow channel 80s retro pop and 90's alt country not just on the same album, but sometimes on the same song.

6. counting crows - saturday nights and sunday mornings

Countingcrows

their return to prominence. they ditched the awkward keyboard experiments for straight ahead rock with an occasional nod to 70s nashville soul, even though that doesn't exist.

7. Mudcrutch - self titled

Mudcrutch

petty's high school band reunites after 30 years. the breezy central florida/southern california country-rock is as easy to listen to as it probably was to make.

8. REM - accelerate

Rem

they amped up the distortion and michael stipe sounds pissed off. perfect.

9. old 97's - blame it on gravity

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alt-country standards turned out an east dallas gem that doesn't deliver a "murder or a heart attack", but doesn't really ever go wrong, either.

10. ryan adams - cardinology

Ryan

alt-country standard turns out a lower manhattan gem that doesn't deliever a "come pick me up", bt doesn't really ever go wrong, either.

You're Pregnant Yo

church christmas pageant last night featured children dressed as barn animals, traditional carols, and a hip-hop angel sporting aviators who told mary: "what's the dealio, mary? just chill. you're pregnant, yo".  off. 

to recap, mol jr IN on christmas carols led by children, mol jr OUT on re-imaginations of the christmas story featuring hip-hop angels.

merry christmas yo.

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Claus

for the record i am OUT on the new palm centro Claus ad campaign.

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i need my santa fat, old, and homely. i do not need my santa to have lakers courtside seats and chase 25-year old tail at sky bar.  quit positioning yourself for a 3-episode arc on entourage and go back to the north pole. and don't come back until you've loaded up on cheese fries and stopped shaving. also please bring my daughter a uniqua doll, i couldn't find one anywhere.

Now Interviewing Guitar Techs

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Career Day MOL !!!

MOL junior spoke at webb middle school career day today.  SCOREBOARD.

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No i did not bring the guitar, even though i wanted to.  i did not refer to myself in the 3rd person.  and i was not "answer his own question" guy.  (do i enjoy accounting? yes, yes i do). 

at the reception, the principal got up and talked about the importance of career day to the kids, and to him, and it was obvious he had passion for his students.  i have no idea who my middle school principal was, but i imagine there's a good chance he had passion for me.  and even though i don't remember him, he still played a role in me becoming a decent adult.  but no one will ever thank him for it.  what a thankless job, but so important.  so here's to all the education mol's out there who care about the kids, even though in 20 years no one will remember them. 

oh yeah next time i'm ending my speech with this.

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It Would Be So Empty Without Me

i've always been one of those "i'm an independent, i vote for the best candidate" people, and i guess i still am, but some conversations with a couple of conversations with some family members this past weekend at my ou-ut watch party have caused me to reconsider.

first of all take the case of a relative of mine who is hardcore republican. i don't say that as a negative, just as a fact.  he believes so much in the ideology of the republican party, that his mind is made up before he even knows who the candidate is.  i actually think this kind of makes sense - if you are confident in your beliefs, than the name and personality of the candidate who represents those beliefs really shouldn't matter.  now it just so happens that i'm not really a man of conviction either way, so this doesn't apply to me.  but for some people it makes sense.

then there's the case of another relative of mine who was as big of a hillary supporter as you'll find.  even this weekend, at the ou-texas party at my house, she was wearing a hillarry 2012 shirt.  she hates obama because "he was so mean to hillary".  she is not going to vote for obama even though she is a democrat, and even though his platform is virtually identical to hillary's.  but she doesn't like his personality, and she is mad at him.  so he won't get her vote.

as for me, i think the most important factor this time is electing someone who will change the face of america to the world.  and that's why i'm still rolling with obama for now - although it makes me sick to my stomach to vote for someone who is pro-choice.  i still think anyone who is pro-choice is essentially mentally retarded, so i am currently planning on voting for the mentally retarded candidate.  and the thing is, he's my best option.

although if i could, i would vote for the 90 year old retired methodist bishop who came and spoke to my sunday school class a few weeks ago.  i was expecting the same old conservative old-person drivel, but what i got was a a 20 year old in a 90 year old's body running all sorts of smack.  as far as ordained ministers go, he was the most anti-establishment old dude ever.  he didn't hold back - gay marriage, seperation of church & state, nothing was out of bounds.  and then he closed with this: "there are 2 kinds of christians in the world, kids.  those who take the bible literally, and those who take the bible seriously".  so here's to you, 90 year old retired methodist bishop.  i may have to book you for my next birthday party.
 

The Evolution Of A Wheels-Off M.O.L.

it is so incredibly disconcerting for me to look back over these pictures, so i'm not exactly sure why i'd be sharing them to you.  for comedy's sake, i guess, throwing myself under the bus.  i just had my 10th annual employee picture taken here at work, so here you go. brace yourself it ain't pretty.

1999 (age 25) - for some reason i always thought i looked like a frog - or maybe a turtle? - in this one.

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2000 (age 26) - catching on to the puffy hair phenomeon about a decade too late

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2001 (age 27) - wolfman!!

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2002 (age 28) - GOOD LORD WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO ME, i should have been fired

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2003 (age 29) - soul patches are for youth ministers trying to be hip

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2004 (age 30) - orange penguine tie !!

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2005 (age 31) - somehow looking boyish again, i might date this version of myself...might

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2006 (age 32) - how do you age 10 years in 12 months?  i would definitely break up with this version of myself

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2007 (age 33) - aging backwards, i would date myself again after breaking up with myself the year before

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2008 (age 34) - the camera makes it look like i've gained 50 pounds in the last year even though i've lost 5. oh well.  wish i knew how to crop.

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